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Writers

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Local engagement of many writers who specialize in the adventures of supermen, led to howl with delight, this is a true story. And it happened with our chief director of vodka, at that time still the main and another young director. But even then revealed his human utmost originality and creativity! In the summer evening, in which I am talking about, accompanied by vodka train former classmates and has per capita more than it could bear Even this body, like vodka, adding heroic, yet without the extra fat. In general, he was dead tired and wanted to be as soon as possible at home, and before that – quickly celebrate a natural need. Being in the shower intelligent man, the director did not go behind a bush, and moved to the coveted house.

In the house two doors led. For a really settled down a toilet, for the other – the police station. At the door, "Especially for dull, "hung a plaque once an appropriate inscription, while some malicious prankster are not erased from her all the letters except" M ". So vodka is not a wrong door drunk, and a misunderstanding. True, his eyes are all were thoroughly flooded, and the desire to relieve so great that, on the verge of opening his jeans, he immediately sent a stream of deep space. And almost knocked her down was there at the sergeant. The sergeant, even though he was a simple village small, encountered such rudeness from the first time, and for a moment, it paralyzed him.

Painful Punishment

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Greed is no crime – it's next meal … This is the story of the famous saying about cheap stingy. He loved a man for free cash and shamelessly took bribes, which hit the dock. his proposed punishment options: eat five pounds of onions, escape the blows of a stick of 50 strokes or just pay. – Well, I have to deal with it – thoughts consoled himself condemned this kind, looking at the bow.

After tasting a few onions, "bribe" has decided that if he did not finish these torments, just die – so contrary to eat bitter onions. His eyes were mokret – onions, monkey, leads many to cry. – The wise Judge – groaned the poor fellow – spare me, let me stick to the punishment would get better. To go all the sooner nowhere, and the money will remain untouched – thinking people. Hog and the rare miser was convicted person.

Guilty stripped and made to lie on the pavement, where he was supposed to go rite beats. As soon as he saw approaching him the ritual performer, he poplohelo – oversized muzhichina carrying a whip. Screams were heard and at each op whip to touch the back of the guilty, it was clear that he will not last long – that's what happened, not even crossed the 15, he gave up asking for prayer: – Save me, you can judge, stop this torture … At the request of the convicted person was denied. Literally on his knees, begged guilty: – 100 fogs, please bring them … So, trying to contrive and to leave money to them, poor thing had to eventually pay the money, and all the other tests pass. (Love orgy deep Nochka cats – another story)